For The Xian Satirist, 2017 marks 20 years of ministry experience. He has a graduate degree in Religious Studies. He is theologically conservative, but socially progressive. Founder of ‪@U_Of_Twit‬. Co-founder of ‪@TheAnonChurch‬. Follow him at @TheXianSatirist and on Facebook.

The Xian Satirist

8 Things Every Husband Needs to Do

The Xian Satirist·October 22, 2019

I believe the Bible calls us to live in mutually submissive and mutually controlling relationships. I am not...

The Top 5 Areas of Marriage Conflict

The Xian Satirist·October 16, 2018

I taught a 9-week course on developing and maintaining healthy relationships. In the class. we regularly did breakout...

The Disturbing Truth About Polygamy

The Xian Satirist·April 20, 2017

Did you ever watch the television series My Five Wives on TLC? To be honest, I had never...

When Xian Feminists Ignore the Bible for the Sake of Their Cause

The Xian Satirist·March 28, 2017

Progressive Xianity and I have a love-hate relationship. I love that it treats seriously the issues of justice...

11 Questions with The Xian Satirist

The Xian Satirist·February 3, 2017

1. Why did you start a Twitter account? A. I’ve been in ministry almost 19 years. I’ve been...

Is Christian Satire Ungodly?

The Xian Satirist·May 28, 2016

When Mark Driscoll was revealed for his book shenanigans I started coming up with a string of quips...

The Anon Church: The Foundations

The Xian Satirist·February 1, 2016

Once upon a time, there were a bunch of individual Church Anons. They were scattered and disjointed, and...

Social Media Christ

The Xian Satirist·June 5, 2015

Have you ever wondered what the Bible would be like if Jesus used social media? Perhaps something like...

The Disney Bible

The Xian Satirist·May 14, 2015

As many know, I’m a big fan of hashtag games. The other day we played on of my...

Calvinist Heretics and Their Heretical Heresies

The Xian Satirist·March 19, 2015

Now that all of my Reformed friends are up in arms, let’s talk. This post is the result...