As many know, I’m a big fan of hashtag games. The other day we played on of my favorites: #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory.
Then I had an idea to compile some of the best of them and create THE DISNEY BIBLE!
Enjoy!
Genesis
@thexiansatirist In between Gen. 1:1 & 1:2, Alddin & Jasmine sing A Whole New World #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory #GapTheory
— Brad Gilbert (@BCGtheFirst) November 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577880564461645825
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577881080918904832
Noah lost count and somehow 101 dalmatians ended up on the ark. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Grits (@P31Grits) November 8, 2014
And then Kaa, the snake, said to Eve "Trust In Me" and she took a bite. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Kathleen Manganaro (@katbaloo3) November 8, 2014
Prince Charming sent his servant to find him a wife, saying, "she who lost this nose ring, I shall marry." #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Sara the mom.com (@toastoz) November 8, 2014
Exodus
@thexiansatirist Moses parts the Red Sea, only to see Sebastian singing Under The Sea. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Brad Gilbert (@BCGtheFirst) November 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577881592703688704
Numbers
And Eeyore said to Balaam,“What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?” #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Jayson D. Bradley (@jaysondbradley) November 8, 2014
Joshua
And then the seven dwarves hiked around Jericho seven times while singing "Heigh Ho." #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Jayson D. Bradley (@jaysondbradley) November 8, 2014
Judges
"Ehud plunged it into the Ursula's belly and the fat closed over the blade" #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Jayson D. Bradley (@jaysondbradley) November 8, 2014
Sisera went into the tent and as he rested Rapunzel killed him with a frying pan. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) November 8, 2014
He took a knife and cut Bambi into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Jayson D. Bradley (@jaysondbradley) November 8, 2014
Samson then killed Eeyore & used his jawbone to kill 1000 Philistines. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Anonymous Baptist (@anonbaptist) November 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577881897390444545
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577882196163371008
Ruth
Ariel turned to Naomi and said, "Where you go I will go. I want to be part of your world." #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Sara the mom.com (@toastoz) November 8, 2014
1 Kings
But Rehoboam spurned his father's advisers and listened to Jafar instead. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Thick As A Brick (@StmblngBlockhed) November 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577882450581438464
2 Kings
The lads mocked Dopey, saying, "get up you bald head!" So Winnie and Baloo came out and tore up the lads. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Michelle Sledge (@singchelle) November 8, 2014
1 Chronicles
And then John Smith prayed, "Oh that you would bless me and enlarge my border." #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Jayson D. Bradley (@jaysondbradley) November 8, 2014
Proverbs
These 6 things the Lord hates, yea, 7 are an abomination: Happy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Bashful,Sneezy, Doc,Dopey #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Joshua Hershey (@Hershey271) November 8, 2014
Jonah
And Bruce spat Jonah onto dry land, saying, "people are friends, not food." #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Michelle Sledge (@singchelle) November 8, 2014
Matthew
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577882775988146177
Mark
Jesus' family heard and said, "He's mad!" Alice replied, "I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."#PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— jeremymcnabb (@jeremymcnabb) November 8, 2014
Each time Peter denied Jesus, his nose got a little longer. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Grits (@P31Grits) November 8, 2014
Luke
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577883339551555584
A dove descended and a voice from Heaven said,"Luke, you are my son!" #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— David Bartholomew (@bartholomew_d) November 8, 2014
John
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577883574881353728
"I go to prepare a place for you so that you may… Be Our guest! Be Our guest! Put our service…" #putadisneycharacterinaBiblestory
— jeremymcnabb (@jeremymcnabb) November 8, 2014
Acts of the Apostles
"To infinity and beyond!" Jesus said as He ascended into Heaven. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Mistreated Youth Guy (@MistrtdYouthGuy) November 8, 2014
Eutychus, who was sitting in a window, fell out and onto a magic carpet with Aladdin and Abu in it: #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Richard L. Floyd (@rfloyd7) November 8, 2014
The voice said, "Arise, Peter. Kill and eat." A shot rang out & Bambi was left to fend without a mother. #PutADisneyCharacterInABibleStory
— Anonymous Baptist (@anonbaptist) November 8, 2014
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577883916712964096
1 Thessalonians
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577884241087885313
Revelation
https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/577884620659773440
Mushu applies to be The Dragon, but Maleficent beats him to it following Beast's hiring for Revelation. #putadisneycharacterinabiblestory
— Justin Hanvey (@Dochas82) November 8, 2014
There were a whole bunch of good ones, so go check out the hashtag.
And share this with your friends so they can see the Disney Gospel, too! 😉
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This made my week.