Social Media Christ

Have you ever wondered what the Bible would be like if Jesus used social media? Perhaps something like this?

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/569642886377177088

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/569644200796561410

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/569644720680517633

Tweet, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.#SocialMediaChrist

— Faithodoxy (@_Faith2Faith) February 22, 2015

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/569646045568868353

@TheXianSatirist He causes my notifications overfloweth with favorites. And RT's without end. #socialmediachrist

— Quigs (@JamesBQuigley) February 22, 2015

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/569649463406551040

Go into all the world and tweet the Gospel to every creature. #SocialMediaChrist

— ♖Dr.Parson Peeves™♖ (@ParsonPeeves) February 23, 2015

In My name they shall cast out tweeters. #SocialMediaChrist

— ♖Dr.Parson Peeves™♖ (@ParsonPeeves) February 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/TheXianSatirist/status/569651732743110656

@TheXianSatirist #SocialMediaChrist pic.twitter.com/6C92fkyuWL

— Madoc Davies (@madocdavies) February 23, 2015

Retweet! for the kingdom of God is at hand. #SocialMediaChrist

— ♖Dr.Parson Peeves™♖ (@ParsonPeeves) February 23, 2015

Ye blind tweeters, which strain at a grammatical error, and read the tweets of trolls. #SocialMediaChrist

— Mini Fair IC (@FairicPK) February 23, 2015

Thou must be ready to subtweet in and out of season. #SocialMediaChrist

— Guatemalan Gallo (@GuatemalanRoost) February 23, 2015

Jesus Tweeted#SocialMediaChrist

— Mini Fair IC (@FairicPK) February 23, 2015

This is my Tweet.
This is my Selfie.
Do this in remembrance of me. #SocialMediaChrist

— Drew McGinley (@LeftCoastDrew) February 23, 2015

These three remain: blogposts, tweets, and selfies. But the greatest of these is the selfie. #SocialMediaChrist

— Drew McGinley (@LeftCoastDrew) February 23, 2015

@LeftCoastDrew
JC: Do you Love me?
Peter: Of course, Lord.
JC: then Like me on FB.#SocialMediaChrist

— Luke Anderson (@LukeAnders0n) February 23, 2015

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For The Xian Satirist, 2017 marks 20 years of ministry experience. He has a graduate degree in Religious Studies. He is theologically conservative, but socially progressive. Founder of ‪@U_Of_Twit‬. Co-founder of ‪@TheAnonChurch‬. Follow him at @TheXianSatirist and on Facebook.

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